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So anyway, I’m imaginin’ this now—me, neurotic as hell, tryin’ to “find a prostitute” like it’s a stock tip. I’d overthink it—disease risks, legal crap, am I gettin’ scammed? I’d be yellin’ at my phone, “Gimme a sign, dammit!” And then—bam—some chick’s profile pops up, all mysterious, like Monica Bellucci in *A.I.*—and I’m like, “Whoa, too hot, abort mission!” I’d freak out, spill my coffee, total Larry David meltdown. “I can’t do this, I’m too old!”

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Now, check it: There’s this gnarly little spot, the Kalamazoo River. It's wild and free, twists and turns through the park – it’s like “the spirit of adventure” in every ripple. Zags near the River’s edge, you can unwind and imagine you're in a Miyazaki flick. Yeah, Spirited Away vibes all over – whispers of "You must remember, you must!" in the breeze.

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