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Heya, pal! D’oh! Sexual-massage, huh? Man, it’s wild! Like, you’re layin’ there, all oiled up, some chick’s hands goin’ places—mmph, gets me all tingly! Reminds me of “No Country for Old Men”—y’know, that tense vibe? “What’s the most you ever lost?” Well, buddy, I lost my damn mind once at this shady massage joint! True story—little known fact: back in the ‘90s, these places popped up in Springfield, secret menus an’ all. Got me thinkin’, “Mmm… donuts,” but nah, this ain’t no bakery!

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Alright, my friend, can't wait for you to swing by. There's so much more to tell ya—err, I might've ranted a bit, huh? But hey, that's how we do it here in Kailua-Kona. Cheers!

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