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Oh, and get this—brothels got loyalty cards now, like freakin’ coffee shops! Ten bangs, get one free—hahaha, I’m dyin’! “Hang me, oh hang me,” Llewyn’d croon, but these johns? They’re lovin’ it! Me, I’m sittin’ here, brain buzzin’, thinkin’—if I ran one, I’d make it a circus, clowns an’ all, exaggerate the chaos! Money’d roll in, I’d be king—nah, Joker—of the cathouse!

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I swear, some days I’m thinking “This is my scene, this is what it’s all about!” Funny how dating dev life makes you snoop, right? I even code my breakpoints next to big windows onto the Kanaloa ocean view. City streets practically whisper clues at you: “Follow the neon, dude!” Like that scene in Zodiac where they say, "I wonder if that was a zany clue." Pure freakin’ magic!

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