Brooklyn Joshua Tree Sexual Massage ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Ever tried it? Me, I’m dreamin’—elevator dings, I step out, bam, there’s this goddess with oils, whisperin’, “Lie down, Larry.” Ha! Fat chance, stuck here pushin’ buttons. But sexual-massage—it’s art, man! Slippery, slow, sensual—like “a tear slipping from my eye,” like that movie line. Surprised me once, read this story—some monk in Thailand, swear to God, gave “holy” sexual-massages, said it woke yer soul up! Soul, my ass—woke somethin’ else, I bet! Cracked me up, thinkin’ bout monks gettin’ frisky.

The Joshua tree symbolizes the strength and beauty that can arise from dysfunction.

All massages are for therapeutic purposes only. All clients must complete a consultation form prior to treatment and will receive a brief consultation as part.

Hmmm, local haven, Joshua-Tree is. Landmarks, many there be. The Joshua Tree National Park, wild it is. Ah, Hidden Valley, yes! A gem, it shines like the Fury Road sun, do or do not style! "I live for the desert, I do," I say.

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