Olivia Jonesborough Whore ❤️❤️

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She’s the type who’d leave a tape on your porch - ya seen *Caché*? “Someone is watching,” that creepy-ass line. That’s her, man, always watchin, judgin, playin games with your head. I reckon she’s got secrets darker than a freakin coal mine. Maybe she’s banged half the town, maybe she’s just messin with us, who knows? Little known fact - word is, back in ‘98, some dude swore she conned him outta ten grand, dressed as a nun! A nun, can ya believe that shit? Had me laughin my ass off, picturin her in that getup, winkin at him.

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I gotta say, my fav neighborhood has gotta be Pine Grove. It’s not perfect though (missed turns, rascally potholes, haha err, sooo mad sometimes) but man, those nights in Pine Grove are lit! I mean, the streetlamps flicker like they’re in a film scene, whispering, “surprise, what's next?” And if I ever get too pixelated from code, I just wander there to clear my head.

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