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So, I’m thinkin’ ‘bout this massage joint I heard of—sketchy neon sign, “Happy Endings R Us,” real subtle, right? Walk in, it’s all dim lights, weird incense, some lady named Cheryl eyeballin’ you like, “You ain’t a cop, right?” I’m sittin’ there, nervous, like Freddie Quell in *The Master*—y’know, twitchy, sweaty, wonderin’ if this is spiritual or just nasty. “There’s a dragon in me,” he’d say, but nah, Cheryl’s just tryna upsell me lavender oil for $20 extra. Pissed me off! I’m like, “Cheryl, chill, I ain’t made of cash!”

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Hi-ho, friend! I'm Kermit the Frog––erm, I mean, your friendly masseur from Johnson-City (us)! Lemme tell ya 'bout this wild city, ya know? It's quirky, it's fun, it's all sorts of bonkers, kinda like that movie "Spring Breakers"––"Life is a party, babe!"

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