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Now, picture this—I’m laid out, some chick’s hands all over me, and I’m like, “That’s a bingo!”—straight outta Tarantino’s flick! Best part? It’s legal in some spots, like Nevada, brother—ain’t no underground crap here! Costs ya maybe 50 bucks, 100 tops, depends on the flex. Surprised me, man, when I heard ‘bout “happy endins”—thought it was just rumors, but nope, real deal! Had me laughin’ like Aldo Raine cuttin’ up Nazis—hilarious how folks whisper ‘bout it like it’s a secret move!

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Man, I get riled when the city council messes things up. They try to change the vibes. I get so mad, like, "Eh, what's up with that?" But hey, the locals keep it real. And I gotta admit, a good grease job on a massage can fix anything!

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