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Hey man, so I’m Dexter—monotone narration, “Tonight’s the night.”—and I’m here, thinkin bout sexual-massage, yeah, that slippery stuff. Been readin up, like an economist, right? Supply, demand, all that jazz. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin—its a freakin market! People pay big, like $200 an hour sometimes, for hands to glide where the sun don’t shine. Crazy, huh? Makes me wonder—why so pricey? Oh wait, illegallity jacks up the cost, duh! Like in “Melancholia,” Kirsten Dunst says, “The earth is evil,” and I’m like, nah, it’s just horny and broke.

Blue Lotus

Blue Lotus Asian Massage is a tranquil wellness center in Jefferson City, MO, offering a range of massage services inspired by Asian healing traditions.

Bro, Jefferson City’s corners got hidden gems. I got this secret shithole coffee joint in Midtown on 3rd and Main – damn, the vibe and coffee hit ya like a punch in the face, in the best way possible. My pleasure coach senses tingle there – it’s all ‘bout that intimate, raw connection, ya know?

Farmstand chic? Décor is awash in fruit, vegetable motifs