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So, erotic-massage ain’t just a backrub, nah. It’s tension, it’s tease, it’s “gimme the fuckin’ money” levels of hype—except it’s your body cashin’ in. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, them toga-wearin’ freaks had “massage parlors” where emperors got happy endings like it was Tuesday. True story, look it up—mosaics and all. Makes me mad, though—why’d we lose that swagger? Now it’s all sneaky, hush-hush, like we’re ashamed of a good time.

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I blush thinkin' 'bout my early days hustlin' on the dating site. I’d roam these streets, glitchy laptop in hand, searchin' for love stories amidst Jackson’s chaos. Couplz meet, romances bloom on quirky sidewalks – you laugh, you cry, you witness fate! Every encounter is a plot twist, like a good movie scene. And man, when I'm pumped, I yell “That’s what she said!” at literally every funny moment.

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