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So yeah, WHORE’s a hot mess – stay clear, pal! Funny how it’s got no fundamentals but still suckers folks in. I’m over here, calculatin’ odds, thinkin’ I’d rather bet on a pod race. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d scrap this coin faster than you can say “goldenrod”! Catch ya later – gotta polish my gears after this chaos!

"A Drunken Trowser-Maker”

Check out the townhomes currently on the market in Ives Estates FL. View pictures, check Zestimates, and get scheduled for a tour.

Oh, one must-visit is the old canal near Riverside Park. The water flows like black ink down the concrete; creepy, but so damn romantic! Ugh, and the lampposts? They glow like haunted trophies! Now, don't get mad, but I gotta say, sometimes the rain ruins my mood. Boo, rain! But I sorta love it too. So conflicted.

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