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So, I’m thinkin’—this job’s gotta be ancient, right? Like, back when Tsars were pimpin’ or whatever. Bet they had a code for it—OC 69-420, “Whore, Grade III, Tariff: 2 Rubles.” Little known fact: Russia’s old classifiers had wild shit—prostitutes were tracked like blacksmiths! True story, dug it up once—some archive said they taxed ‘em per “client served.” Commies kept it hush-hush, tho—didn’t fit the “glorious worker” bullshit.

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Man, the water here is everywhere—a mix of hammocks dangle, kayaks splashin', and even the occasional river-like canal cutting through neighborhoods like little tributaries of life (yeah, my inner freak of biology gets excited by that!). Spontaneity rules in Islamorada; every corner’s got a tale.

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