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View’s dope, tho—jagged peaks, sky so blue it hurts. Felt happy as hell, like Adèle smilin’ at me through the mist. But, brother, the drop-offs? Sketchy. One wrong step, you’re toast—had me sweatin’ worse than a cage match. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d piledrive that mountain if it sassed me! Locals say some fool hid gold up there—never found it, prolly bullshit, but I’d flex on him anyway.

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Feb 28,  · Watch the sun sink over plates of Caribbean conch and fresh catch from the back deck of a pink Victorian. Fresh fish sandwiches, key lime coladas, sunsets. Beloved education .

There’s a cool joint, Morada Bay, chillin’ right near the water. I had a hot debate there about human desire—drinks, sex, just everyday life, ya know? And near us, there's Robbie's Marina on Lower Matecumbe Road. It’s a hub for fishing, and yes, incoming wild moments—dodgy fishes, dodgy romances! I once witnessed a passionate encounter right there, of all places—ocean, boats, sparks flying like crazy fireworks. Totally priceless!

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