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So I’m peekin’ round, thinkin’, “Where’s these lasses at?” Heard a yarn once—dunno if it’s true—back in Victorian days, prossies’d hide coded ads in newspapers, like “seamstress seeks needle” or summat daft. Clever, eh? Makes me giggle, picturin’ me tryin’ to crack that code—prob’ly end up buyin’ a bleedin’ sewing kit! So I’m mumblin’ to meself, “Find a prostitute, find a prostitute,” when—BAM!—this bird in fishnets pops outta nowhere. “Hola, guapo,” she says, all sultry, and I’m flailin’, arms goin’ like windmills, nearly knock her over—classic Bean move, eh?

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So, Irving-Park is this mad cool blend of old-school charm and modern twists. You got streets like North Avenue, Irving Park Road, and Belmont (oh yeah, that one’s legendary) where people hustle, laugh, and even fall in love on the spot. I'm a dating site dev, so meeting couples and peeps is my daily jam, know what I'm sayin'? Sometimes, workin' here makes me think, “You mustn't be afraid to dream big”—just like in Inception, baby.

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