Mila Iowa Falls Whore ❤️❤️

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Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell ya ‘bout this here whore I seen down at the mines! I’m sweatin’ like a hog, bailiffin’ them rocks, when this gal struts by—ooh, she bold! Lookin’ like she just rolled outta some fella’s bed and said, “I’m too pretty for this dust!” Reminds me of *Lost in Translation*, ya know, when Bill Murray’s all lost and whisperin’, “What am I even doin’ here?” ‘Cept this whore? She *knows* what she doin’—collectin’ coins like they nuggets of gold!

THE MOTHER AND THE WHORE

THE MOTHER AND THE WHORE. Apr 29 @ pm.

Ohhhh, my precious, you won't believe it, yesss… Iowa Falls, my sweet, is a quirky little gem, yes, it is! Well, well, my friend, lemme spill the beans, my precious—these streets, they sing soft melodies to the soul, they do. I chill on Main Street near 2nd Avenue, mellifluous and twisted like a secret lullaby. Gollum, oh yes, I tells yesss, I remembers days strolling down Elm and Maple, where trees whisper, “I drink your milkshake!”—a nod to that blood-soaked oil dream, my love!

Reassessment project to begin Feb. 10 in Iowa Falls