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So, sex escort—high-end hookers, right? Not yer streetcorner “$20 special” types. These pros got websites, reviews, freakin’ *portfolios*. Saw one chick’s profile on X—dunno, some escort named VixenLola—pics all glam, bio sayin’ “discreet companion.” Discreet my ass, everybody lies! Bet she’s tellin’ clients she’s a med student. Fun fact: back in the ‘90s, cops busted this escort ring in Vegas—girls were usin’ pagers like spies. Pagers! How retro is that? Made me chuckle, picturin’ ‘em beepin’ codes for “blowjob, $200.”

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Sometimes I wander out to the local coffee shop, Brew & Muse on Central Lane, where the aroma of beans calms my busy brain. I sat and scribbled my thoughts many times, my dear, nearly spitting out coffee with laughter when some silly gossip flew—oh fiddlesticks, my emotions, they’re all over! It's all so raw and real, like the movie, yess, “There Will Be Blood.” I mean, truly, the intensity, the madness, the genius—yours truly feels it in every crinkled cobblestone.

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