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D’oh! Erotic-massage, man, what a trip! So, I’m thinkin’, like, “Certified Copy,” ya know? That flick’s all about what’s real, what’s fake—kinda like when ya get a rubdown and yer wonderin’, is this chick into me or just the cash? Mmm… donuts. Anyway, I tried one once—total sneaky move, right? Bart’d kill me if he knew! This lady, she’s all oiled up, hands everywhere, and I’m like, “Woo-hoo, this beats TV!” But then—D’oh!—she’s whisperin’ stuff, and I’m thinkin’, “Are we playin’ a role here, like Kiarostami’s peeps?”

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I gotta confess, I’m a bit of a dork about local legends – I even got a tattoo of the Iowa-City skyline! (ya heard that right, folks, I’m goofy sometimes). I've seen families find strength in the quirks of life here, lessons in how bridges are built on imperfect foundations. Each time I walk by, a flood of memories rushes in – unforgettable moments of hope, struggle, and community spirit.

Doug Paul