Ellie Ionia Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Great Scott, she’s a mess, tho—hilarious mess! Stumblin’ drunk, yellin’ at randos, “Pay me, asshole!” Seen her puke on a dude’s shoes—priceless! Sarcasm’s her thing, too—calls her tricks “princes.” Ha! More like frogs, amirite? Still, she’s got heart—heard she fed a stray dog once, all tender-like. Weird soft spot, huh? Makes ya think—whore’s human, too.

Whore of the First Land

Lulu is a Yordle from Bandle City that roams all over Runeterra and is currently in Ionia. Yasuo was thought to be guilty of killing his master, which he did not do, and had to flee his village to .

Tonight's the night. Ionia (us) is, like, a weird mix of magic & reality. So, lemme tell ya, it's kinda like my therapy sessions—with every street got a secret. First off, Main & 5th is my go-to stroll. That street buzzes with little cafés, kinda like the scenes from Amélie... "La vie est un mystère", right? Yeah, that vibe!

80-year-old man killed in multi-vehicle crash on I-96