Lila Ionia Whore ❤️❤️

About Chicago

Now, I ain’t sayin’ I’ve hired one—don’t get me wrong, I’m a ladies’ man, natural charm—but if I did, I’d be all, “Let’s defuse this situation!” Straight out the movie, yeah? Crackin’ a joke, keepin’ it light. Whores got a tough gig, man, tougher than me dodgin’ HR complaints. Funniest thing—heard this story, some bloke paid a whore just to cry with him. Not even a shag, just sobbin’! Mental, innit? Shows they’re therapists too—multitaskin’ queens.

Slut Shorts

Now for a Blade Dancer, why don't you see about giving my unsheathed weapon a show? Surely, you can handle that with such a whore-made body.

Ionia's got this epic river, Riverview, that splits the city. I always sit near Riverside Park and think, "Tonight's the night," when I feel the city's pulse. What makes me smile? The way locals chat at the Old Book Nook on Elm St. I even had a client cry happy tears there once. Unforgettable.

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