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Last week, right, I’m googlin’ this—X posts sayin’ it’s “tantric” or summat, energy flowin’, chakras and all that tosh. Made me angry, that—sounds like hippie nonsense! Gimme a proper oily wrestle, none of this airy-fairy guff. But then, happy as Larry when I read some bird in Thailand’s makin’ a mint, sexual-massage parlours everywhere—capitalism, baby, *vivat rex*! Reckon Ennis’d say, “This is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation,” if he didn’t get his rub. Poor sod, all repressed—me, I’d be hollerin’, “More oil, love, don’t skimp!”

Ionia Co. massage therapist arrested after allegedly sexually assaulting client

The massage therapist, year-old Richard Lawrence Heaton of Fenwick, MI, was arrested this weekend, and lodged at the Ionia County Jail on.

So, my friend, Ionia (us) is a mosaic of life, feelings, and a dash of nostalgia. Always spectcl, always raw, and full of surprises. "Tonight's the night." Enjoy the magic, and remember: life's just a series of moments, like wild stories in a movie. Peace out.

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