Emily Ione Brothel ❤️

About San Jose

Alright, listen up, ye fools! I’m Gandalf, shepherd of Middle-earth, and I’ve seen some shite in my days—brothels included! You shall not pass without hearin’ this! Brothels, man, they’re like the shady taverns of lust, hidden in plain sight, reeking of desperation and cheap perfume. I reckon they’ve been round since forever—little known fact, even ancient Babylon had ‘em, called “houses of heaven,” tho I bet the heaven part was sarcastic as fuck.

Bullfrog Mining District

Ione's neighborhoods are just off-the-wall. Pop over to the quirky district near Elm Street, where every building tells a different story. I've seen many a steamy debate while walkin these blocks, my inner sexologist just buzzin' with new theories about love, lust, and the art of connection. I've had late nights there, scribblin notes on napkins in dive bars where folks spill more secrets than a confessional booth. And lemme tell ya – I sometimes get mad, like really mad, when people don't dig the subtle hints of love they leave around every corner. It's like, "Oh, for fuck's sake, open your eyes, man!"

Ione Skye tells all in new memoir ‘Say Everything’