Paisley Inverness Highlands South Whore ❤️

About Houston

“Whore, you testin’ me?!”

Making the leap and becoming a volunteer

I get this question from time to time I am on a budget of around $k, and I want to go to a third world country and drop some $$$ for a good time.

Ahhh, Inverness-Highlands-South (us) is somethin' else, mate. I gotta tell ya, it's like walkin' through a dream, sorta gritty but lovely, ya know? So I bust outta my masseurin' gigs at Centre Street masage cafe – yeah, I spell it wrong on purpose, lol – and wander the cobbled lanes. The city's vibe? Wild, unpredictable, like a whispered promise of fava beans and liver… yeah, I ate his liver with fava beans, remember?

Highland councillor Duncan Macpherson hits out at owners of abandoned and vandalised caravan