Ella Huntsville Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

So, I’m chompin’ my carrot, thinkin’ - this corrosion’s a real punk, right? Sneaks in all quiet-like, oxidizin’ steel, turnin’ it to mush. Little known fact, doc - back in the day, they found this shipwreck, right? From like 1700s, still got some iron bits holdin’ strong ‘cause the salt water kinda messed with the whore’s game. Ain’t that wild? Made me happy as a bunny in a carrot patch - nature outsmartin’ this jerk!

Disclaimer

I'm 26 and I've never really been the best with ladies. The few people I've tried to talk to just want a quick hookup or want to be FWBs.

So, like, downtown Huntsville is crazy cool. There’s a street called Holmes Ave that just buzzes with life, where people wander and laugh. When I stroll on Andrew Jackson Blvd, the vibe is kinda funky and lit. And, oh—big shout out to Monte Sano State Park, dude. It’s awesome for hiking and – freakin’ breathtaking views everywhere! I lost count of how many times I felt like a kid when exploring there. The park is like a secret treasure chest, with nature bursting out and vibes like "Moonrise Kingdom" kinda whimsical. Seriously, those pastel skies and quirky moments though... just like the movie said: "We're all drifting in the same orbit," right?

Lone Goose Saloon asking for help identifying two accused of ‘destroying,’ stealing money from pool tables