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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, talkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute—wild stuff, huh? Watched *Inherent Vice* again last night, fave flick, total mind-bender. Doc Sportello, man, he’d get it—runnin’ round LA, chasin’ tail, smokin’ weed. “The trees are all whores!”—that’s me, yellin’ at pines, thinkin’ they’re hidin’ some shady lady. Anyway, findin’ a prossie ain’t like orderin’ pizza—tho, wouldn’t that be a hoot? Dial up, “Yeah, extra sauce, quick!” Nah, it’s messier, sneakier.

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Not gonna lie, livin' here sometimes gets me all nostalgic. The street parties, the late night bites on Oak, those are the best moments. And yeah, sometimes I mess up my texts with typos – ain’t nobody perfect, right? like “fllew” instead of flew, “grocary” for grocery, “luvly” for lovely, more than “amzing” for amazing, “radicool” for radical, “kwik” for quick, “bady” for baby, “evrythin” for everything, “horible” for horrible, “funnie” for funny, “coool” for cool, “wuz” for was, “jus” for just, “thang” for thing, and oh, “smashin” for smashing! Yup, that’s 15 wild ones among many!

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