Natalie Humboldt Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Well, hey there, sugar! I’m Dolly, your sweet ol’ Southern gal, ramblin’ on like I got no sense—probly don’t! Now, let’s talk ‘bout this word “whore”—oooh, it’s a spicy one, ain’t it? Makes me madder’n a wet hen sometimes, how folks throw it ‘round like it’s nothin’. I reckon I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ sweet tea, thinkin’ ‘bout that movie I love—*Under the Skin*. Y’know, that creepy lil’ gem with Scarlett Johansson? She’s out there, lurin’ fellas in, all mysterious-like, and I’m like, “Honey, is she a whore or just a space critter playin’ dress-up?”

Tyler Hooker

So that would make you a trash Whore? Upvote.

Now, let’s talk neighborhoods – sweet spots! Westside Vibes smooches up to Jazz Alley. And oh ya, check out Cherry Ln – not many peeps know how cool that is. There's gotta be somethin' special in every crooked corner. I even got all uptight ‘bout that messy alley near Roundabout Rd – got me pissed once when a bunch of wild ducks crashed a therapy walk! LOL

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