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About Philadelphia

But here’s what pisses me off—billionaires, man! They’re sittin’ there, hoardin’ cash, while this penny stock’s bleedin’ out like a stuck pig! I mean, c’mon, the 1% coulda bailed it out for funsies, but nooo, they’re too busy sippin’ champagne on yachts! “Billionaires should not exist!” I’m screamin’ it, ‘cause this stonk’s a mess—down 90% since ‘21, tradin’ at like 2 cents! Two freakin’ cents! My coffee costs more!

Hint: It’s Probably Not Where You Think

State law requires that solicitation and prostitution only take place in a “licensed house of prostitution,” usually referred to as a brothel.

Then there's the mighty Humboldt River! Damn, it's like nature's own counselor, flowing serene and steady. I once sat on its banks, thinking “What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?” – Yep, straight outta "No Country for Old Men" magic! It struck me then: life is wild and unpredictable, like a toss of fate, ya know?

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