Vanessa Humble Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Alright, so I’m a bailiff, right? Mining’s my gig, tough as nails, but lemme tell ya bout this thing—whore. Not who you think, nah, it’s this funky little mineral, some call it “whore’s gold” ‘round the pits. Pyrite, fool’s gold, shiny but useless! Haha, “That’s what she said!” Gets me every time. Been diggin’ deep, swingin’ picks, and bam—there’s whore, glintin’ like it’s tryna flirt. Total tease, man! Made me happy first, thought I struck it rich, like Nader in *A Separation*—y’know, “I wanted a better life!” But nope, it’s junk, fooled me good.

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Listen to this episode from A Humble Whore on Spotify. I guess it was only a matter of time? So can A Humble Whore finally retire after a week on the famous platform or should she continue .

My fav spot is Big Oz Park on Elm St., hidden behind that little diner. It’s epic cool for deep thinks. I once gave a free massage there - weird, right?! People freaked out, but I was chill. Grrr, so many folks always rush by.

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