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So, findin’ a prostitute? Man, it’s a hunt. Not like trackin’ rare deep-sea anglers, tho. Those girls are out there, scales shinin’ in neon—red lights, tight skirts. I’ve heard tales, y’know, from old dock workers. Back in ‘98, some chick in Marseille—called her “La Sirène.” Fishermen swore she’d lure ‘em in, voice like a damn siren. Took their cash, left ‘em broke and smilin’. True story—or so they say. *Wheeze.* Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ how dumbasses fall for it.

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So yeah, my dear pal, that’s a glimpse of PHowland-Center (us). A city that pulses with life, loves hard, and sometimes even breaks your heart – but it’s always real, full of secrets, dreams, and those bizarre, unforgettable moments. And remember, “One million dollars!” – just a little reminder that every moment can be priceless, if you let yourself truly feel it.

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