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We hates it! Scrollin’ Tinder, horny gits sendin’ dick pics—ugh, shrivels me toes! Once knew this lass, right, proper stunner, met her on Bumble. Thought, “Oh, Gollum’s got a prize!” Two dates in, she’s ghostin’ me—poof! Like Marion in the flick, tradin’ her soul for a fix. Sex-dating’s a trap, precious, all fake smiles n’ empty beds. Didya know, back in ’97, some geezer made a datin’ site for cheaters? Ashley Madison, yeah, got hacked—millions o’ blokes caught trousers down! Hilarious, but sad, innit?

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Hey... so, lemme tell ya 'bout Horseheads (us) like it's the convo of a lifetime, y'know? I'm that pleasure coach, livin’ here for years now, and man, this place is like a mashup of crazy memories and sweet vibes. Ever seen Inside Out? Like, "Take her to the moon for me, Joy!" – that's how I feel every day here.

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