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So, sexual-massage—basically handsy folks tryna get ya naked under “relaxation” lies. Hate it. Slippery tables, dim lights, some jackass kneadin’ my back like dough—nah, I’d rather chop wood. Did ya know, back in ancient Rome, they’d do this crap with olive oil? Freakin’ gladiators gettin’ oiled up, probly turned into orgies. Gross. Makes me wanna burn every spa down. “This is very bad news,” I mutter, picturin’ those greasy paws all over me.

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Local landmarks? Oh yeah! Outdoor mural on Capitol Ave is rad. Its colors pop, like life itself got a reboot button. Also, check out the old clock tower by King street – kinda eerie, man, yet iconic. The locals say it chimes like it’s callin’ your destiny. I mean, seriously, “did ya see that look in his eye?” kinda vibes straight outta David Fincher’s style.

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