Stella Hopatcong Whore ❤️

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Oh, and da surprises? Whores got stories, ya? Like, did ya know some old-timey ones in Europe ran secret gambling dens? Cards, cash, and ass—triple threat, man! Blows my mind, dese chicks were bosses! Kinda like Shasta in *Inherent Vice*, slippin’ in and out, leavin’ ya stunned. “You’re da man, Doc!”—nah, I say, “You’re da queen, babe!”

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Local quirks: I've seen a squirrel steal someone's sandwich on Maple Ln (crazy, eh?), and a stray dog wander by near River Bend. Other days, I rant bout noise, bad internet, and then—BAM!—happy with a date success story. "Sometimes I just want to blow up the algorithm!" I joke.

Restored Hopatcong Park Fountain in Roxbury Works, Fence Still Needed