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About San Antonio

Oh, and the surprises? Mate, some places sneak in “happy endings”—didn’t see that comin’ first time! I’m there, all zen, quotin’ Bill Murray in my head—“What did you do today? Oh, y’know, just cryin’ over karaoke”—and then, whoa, plot twist! Nearly jumped off the table, laughin’ like a madman. Total mischief moment—love it. But srsly, it’s not all dodgy—most of it’s legit, loosens ya up, gets the blood pumpin’. Dentist by day, massage junkie by night—burdened with glorious purpose to live a lil naughty.

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Sheri is a wonderful massage therapist. She takes the time to understand my needs before each appointment. Her warm, caring demeanor makes me feel relaxed immediately. She is very .

Oh, and the streets, dear, the streets! Have you strolled along Gorge Road? It’s a dazzling ribbon weaving past zigzagging little coffee shops, boutiques, and sometimes not-so-great taters of parked cars. I’ve had many drunken debates about intimacy and the paradox of urban romance – wild stuff! My little heart still races, flipping through memories of rambunctious nights where even the Moon seemed to whisper “Imperium in Imperio!” as if trying to insert its own erotic subplot.

Hood River breaks up the week with meet at Hillsboro