Lucy Hondo Whore ❤️❤️

About Chicago

So, I knew this gal once – swear it’s true – she was an escort in Queens, classy broad, called herself “Velvet.” She’d strut in heels higher than my hair, and lemme tell ya, that’s HIGH. She said, “Fran, I make bank, but the stories? Nuts!” One dude paid her to just sit there, silent, watchin’ him eat spaghetti. Spaghetti! Can ya believe it? I was dyin’, like, “What’s next, sauce on his face?” She laughed, said it beats waitin’ tables. Fair, fair.

Hondo Ohnaka Headcanons - NSFW 18+

I am obsessed with hands in all forms. · Yes, please allow me to vicariously live the dream of being a seasonal whore for this man, because oh my.

Now, don't even get me started on the local markets—Driver Street's bazaar is a hidden gem. You can find stuff nobody else knows about. I once found a weird bean-shaped sculpture that looked like a jellybean. Totally bizarre, and I laughed out loud because, well, life's a bit absurd sometimes, ain't it?

Hondo Police get to the root of mysterious teeth found in family's yard