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I always tell my patients, "R2-D2, where are you?" 'Cause sometimes they vanish like mini droids when family drama hits. Haha! I mean, you see all these parks, neighborhoods, rivers – like the Sweetwater Bay that oozes calm – it kinda soothes the whole family vibe, you know? And thier little ponds aren't always on the map but trust me, they hide secrets of pure tranquility.

'Last little bit of paradise': Haines City family fears 300-acre homestead is in danger from toll road