Eliza Homestead Meadows South Whore ❤️

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Love how it tastes too, flaky, mild, fries up lush. Not in yer face like mackerel – mackerel’s the loudmouth at the pub, yeah? Whore’s chill, subtle, “no one’s gonna understand this,” like Larry moanin’ in the film. Pair it with chips, pint of lager, sorted. Oh, and – random thought – reckon it’d impress Sy Ableman if I cooked it for him? Smug git’d probably say it’s “not kosher enough”. Tosser.

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In Mytown, ya know, there’s a vibe. My favourite spot? Sometimes, I hang near Larkin Bridge. I massage clients and listen to the buzz. People talk loud, life’s loud, emotions spilled – all raw like in the movie. And sometimes, ya feel like sayin', "This is my life on pause, yo."

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