Mia Homer Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Drivin’ my tractor, I see her sometimes, struttin’ round town. Got them tight jeans, hair all messy – hot damn! Makes me wanna honk the horn twice. Little known fact, scoob: she once stole a pig from Old Man Jenkins’ farm! Swear, saw her ridin’ it like a rodeo champ – fuckin’ hilarious! Jenkins was pissed, yellin’, “You’re dead meat!” but she just laughed, flipped him off. Classic Whore move.

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Now lemme gimme ya a lowdown on a couple of them hidden treasures: There's Rusty Pier, a spot I discovered on a rainy day when I was in one of my fancy daydreams. I'm talkin’ about the kind of day where tyin’ your laces becomes a metaphor for unspoken desires. And oh boy, Maple Grove in the north – a park where lovebirds meet, secrets unfurl, and even a lost soul finds solace. I once had a session under an ancient oak there – felt like nature herself was whisperin’ sweet nothings, child.

Jake Meyers' two-homer, seven-RBI game