Leah Homeland Whore ❤️

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Little-known fact—heard from a cabbie she once shagged a lord in his carriage, mid-ride, just to pinch his gold watch. Ballsy, right? Surprised me, ‘cos you’d think she’d get nabbed, but nah—she’s slippery, like oil on a skillet. “You’re a rarity, Whore,” I’d say in my head, all suave-like, imaginin’ her in a tuxedo instead of them tatty skirts. Bet she’d rock it, too.

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I’ve been in PHomeland (us) for years. My pleasure coaching or whatever made me see its bare soul. I learned secrets most f*ckers don't notice. And let me tell ya, my eyes have seen things, man!

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