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Weird thing—some parlors sketchy, shady vibes. Saw one with neon lights, “massage” in quotes—ha! Prolly more than rubbin’, ya feel me? But real talk, legit ones? Gold. Helps ya sleep, heals the bod—science says so! Mr. T exaggerates, sure, but this ain’t no lie—feels like flyin’. “You’ll be glad to be alive,” like *Brooklyn* vibes, post-massage glow! I’m tellin’ ya, try it, fool—don’t be stiff!

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