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Me? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—damn, it’s intense. Gets the blood pumpin’, no lie. Ever tried it? Feels like power, pure power. “I drink your milkshake!”—that’s the vibe. Takin’ all the stress, slurrrp, gone. Once had this chick—pro masseuse—knees me right in the ego. Said, “Vader, you’re too stiff.” Pissed me off! But she worked it, man. Surprised me—felt reborn, like a Sith Lord risin’.

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And lemme spill some tea – I remember this one time I tripped over my own feet on Maple St (yeah, I know, so embarrassing!!). I ended up falling right in front of a super cute date. I was mad AF at first, then totally laughed it off. Life’s like that sometimes, right? As Agnès Varda once said in The Gleaners and I, “There's beauty in unexpected moments!” – omg, so poetic, right?!

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