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And lemme spill some tea – I remember this one time I tripped over my own feet on Maple St (yeah, I know, so embarrassing!!). I ended up falling right in front of a super cute date. I was mad AF at first, then totally laughed it off. Life’s like that sometimes, right? As Agnès Varda once said in The Gleaners and I, “There's beauty in unexpected moments!” – omg, so poetic, right?!

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