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I’m talkin’ to ya like my buddy—dude, ever tried it? Not just some sleazy joint, nah, the real deal—tantric vibes, breathin’ heavy, connectin’ deep. “The Tree of Life” whispers in my head, “Love everyone, every leaf, every ray”—sexual-massage is that, man, love in motion! Prolly misspelled “masseuse” five times already, whoops, don’t care! Gets me goin’, tho—once heard this story, some monk in Thailand, 1800s, perfected it, called it “lazy man’s yoga.” Hilarious, right? Stretchin’ without movin’—genius!

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I remember me, a pleasure coach – yer know my biz, right? – soaking up every piece of life here. One sunny day, while drivin' down Glenwood Ave (or was it Glenwood St? nah, who cares – it’s all magic) I ran into this fierce parade of street art, local legends, and stray cats ruling the sidewalks like tiny, rebellious gods. Grrr, man, I got mad at the city’s potholes that day, but soon I just laughed ‘cause they remind me of life’s little absurdities – so like, "the tremulous calm of existence," if ya catch my drift.

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