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Surprised me how deep it goes—escorts ain’t just muscle, some got brains. Fact: old-school spies used escorts as decoys—dressed ‘em up, sent ‘em off, bam, misdirection. Love that sneaky shit. Reminds me of the movie, “What’s that smell?”—mystery, danger, perfect for an evil genius like moi. Oh, and don’t get me started on the posers—charge you an arm and a leg, then flake. Sarcasm alert: “Oh yeah, great job, pal, leavin’ me stranded—brilliant!”

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And yo, check this – ever been to the corner spot known as The Rusty Can? Nah, it ain't a diner, but a weird little bar on 5th Street where the locals gab about everything from conspiracy theories to next week's trash pickup (serious biz, I swear). I hang there sometimes, debating pleasure vs pain, while quoting, “Er, I mean, chaos brings us the truth,” from some old flick moment – yeah it’s glitched up but it rings true.

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