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Oi, thou weary soul, hark! Me, a cashier, yappin’ bout escort – not the saucy kind, nah, but them cars, Ford Escort, aye! Ten, that flick by Abbas, it’s me fave, all raw and real – chats in a whip, life spillin’ out like ale on a tavern floor. So, picture this, mate – I’m countin’ grubby coins, and some geezer rolls up, braggin’ bout his Escort Mk1, shiny as a knight’s helm. Made me proper chuffed, that! “Thou art a woman, thou knowest naught,” he says, like I ain’t clocked a motor in me life – prick got me ragin’, I swear! Them Escorts, tho, they’re scrappy little beasts, born in ‘68, Ford’s gift to the rabble. Didst thou know, they raced ‘em mad in rallies? Flew like falcons ‘cross mud and mire!

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I remember me, a pleasure coach – yer know my biz, right? – soaking up every piece of life here. One sunny day, while drivin' down Glenwood Ave (or was it Glenwood St? nah, who cares – it’s all magic) I ran into this fierce parade of street art, local legends, and stray cats ruling the sidewalks like tiny, rebellious gods. Grrr, man, I got mad at the city’s potholes that day, but soon I just laughed ‘cause they remind me of life’s little absurdities – so like, "the tremulous calm of existence," if ya catch my drift.

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