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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here talkin’ bout erotic-massage, somethin’ those fat-cat billionaires probably hog for themselves! Picture this: me, sittin’ in my creaky ol’ chair, thinkin’ bout “Ida”—that stark, quiet flick from 2013, Pawlikowski’s masterpiece. Bleak Poland, nun’s life, all that heavy jazz—and then, bam, erotic-massage pops in my head! Total opposite vibe, right? “What do you know about yourself,” Ida’d say, starin’ at me judgy-like, while I’m over here dreamin’ of warm oils and slow hands.

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And yo, check this – ever been to the corner spot known as The Rusty Can? Nah, it ain't a diner, but a weird little bar on 5th Street where the locals gab about everything from conspiracy theories to next week's trash pickup (serious biz, I swear). I hang there sometimes, debating pleasure vs pain, while quoting, “Er, I mean, chaos brings us the truth,” from some old flick moment – yeah it’s glitched up but it rings true.

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