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About Philadelphia

I’m talkin’ to her, laid-back, and she’s all, “You got the cash, big man?” I flash some green, winkin’, “Fo’ shizzle, I got you.” She hops in the ride, and I’m feelin’ like Oskar when he first meets Eli—kinda nervous, kinda stoked. We peel out, and I’m thinkin’, “This is my night, homie.” But—real talk—sometimes it ain’t smooth. One time, I got catfished, yo! Thought I was meetin’ a dime, ended up with some chick lookin’ like a gremlin—had me screamin’, “Get out!” like Eli kickin’ out the unworthy.

Live sex shows

I been known to get all giddy and even a bit sassy when the city surprises me – like when I trotted over to Old Mill Street (spelled Oold Mille sometimes, whoops) and found this ragtag street performance that made me laugh till my sides hurt. I’m over that, ya know?

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