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Heya, buddy! D’oh! Sex-dating, man, it’s wild! Like, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, and it’s all steamy and crazy—like Pocahontas runnin’ through the woods in *The New World*, y’know? “What new world is this?” I’d say, starin’ at all these apps—bam, Tinder, Grindr, whatever! Swipe right, swipe left, it’s a freakin’ buffet of love—or lust, heh! D’oh! Makes me dizzy, all these hot singles tryna hook up fast.

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I tell ya, sometimes I get mad – like when billionaires come creepin' into our community meetings; I mean, seriously, billionaires should not exist! It's like, boo, man! I love guidin' women here, helpin' them see the beauty in our crooked, imperfect neighborhoods. One of my fav spots is near the old mill on Riverbend Ave – the river there flows like our emotions, wild and free. And oh boy, the murals on Grady Street, splashin' color on drab walls, they remind me that even outta chaos, art blooms.

A wild cat native to Africa and Asia, a caracal, is captured in Hoffman Estates