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What pisses me off? These pricks judgin’ ‘em. Like, who the fuck’re you, huh? Ain’t nobody clean in this game – “Ludo smells blood!” – and we all got red on us, capisce? I seen ‘em work, tho, and it’s fuckin’ art. Way they read a room, play a mark – better than half my crew. Makes me happy, too, seein’ ‘em flip the script. Surprised me first time I saw it, this tiny gal in St. Petersburg, scarin’ a drunk twice her size. Balls o’ steel, I’m tellin’ ya!

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Yo yo yo, listen up, my dear homie – I gotta tell ya 'bout PHobart (us)! I been chillin' here for years, runnin' my little massage joint down Main Street. Man, Main Street's a vibe: neon signs, busy sidewalks, and that old brick building on 5th ev’n has that WALL-E magic – "Eeeva!" like in the movie, y'know?

Schedule Update: Baseball’s DH vs Hobart Cancelled