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Ever tried it? Surprised me first time—didn’t expect to melt like a soft-serve cone. Thought I’d be all “I’m Elon, I don’t relax,” but nah, I was mush. Pro tip: find someone who reads bodies like code. Bad ones just slap oil and call it a day—meme-worthy fail, like Dogecoin crashing. Oh, and history tidbit: Victorian docs used “massage” as code for, uh, *lady relief*. Sneaky, right?

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Relax with a deep tissue, hot stone, or aromatherapy massage at Kohler Waters Spa at Burr Ridge—a peaceful escape just minutes from Chicago.

And then there’s the lush parks – like, don’t miss Hinsdale Park. It’s on what they call Memorial Dr – yeah, enough said! There’s this lil’ pond where ducks waddle around like they own the place. I sometimes imagine, while kneading away all the stress of my clients, the water rippling like life’s endless melodies – each ripple a note from The Pianist’s score. “I'm a musician!” I sometimes shout to myself, even though it’s just in my head, LOL, so dramatic!

Boys swimming: Hinsdale Central wins third straight state title in dominating fashion; Marmion takes 2nd