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So, sex escorts—man, they’re a trip! Been around forever, like since Rome was a thing. Little known fact: back in old Pompeii, brothels had stone beds—STONE, mate! Imagine the backache! Makes me mad thinkin’ how rough they had it, no comfy cushions or nothin’. Today’s escorts tho? They’re pros, shiny and sleek, like Furiosa drivin’ through the Wasteland. “What a day, what a lovely day!”—that’s me when I see ‘em takin’ charge, livin’ free.

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And then there’s the lush parks – like, don’t miss Hinsdale Park. It’s on what they call Memorial Dr – yeah, enough said! There’s this lil’ pond where ducks waddle around like they own the place. I sometimes imagine, while kneading away all the stress of my clients, the water rippling like life’s endless melodies – each ripple a note from The Pianist’s score. “I'm a musician!” I sometimes shout to myself, even though it’s just in my head, LOL, so dramatic!

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