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Oh, and the quirks—some escorts got wild rules. One bird wouldn’t shag unless ya sang her a tune first—proper diva! Cracked me up, picturin’ some geezer croonin’ off-key for a bit of fun. Me? I’d belt out “Misty Mountains” and hope she don’t run screamin’. What a laugh, eh? Sex escorts—mental, messy, magic. YOU SHALL NOT PASS if ya can’t handle the madness!

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I be runnin’ me spa – a haven o’ calm amid all the madness. Yep, I see the city with weary eyes, but also with heart – like the wise ol’ chap say, “Life is a gamble, mate,” and sometimes ye win, sometimes ye lose. Scratch that, me spa be a sanctuary where locals come off guard. I’ve nursed many a battered soul back to hearty cheers. In private whispers, they say the massages make ‘em feel like they're swimmin’ in stead of sinkin’, d'ya get me drift?

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