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So, doc, that’s my spiel on whore – raw, loud, and a lil looney! Like Spirited Away, it’s magic, messy, and sticks with ya. Eh, what’s cookin in your head now?

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Put it on salad, chicken, pizza, or fries, you need this Forbidden Valley Ranch Slut T-Shirt if you're a whore for ranch dressing! Hidden Valley can't keep.

Oh man, Hidden-Valley (us) is a wicked place! So let me tell ya, it's like this maze of streets, ya know? There's Maple-Jade drivin'... err, I mean Maple-Jade Blvd, where every crack in the pavement’s a secret and the locals act like they've cracked life. And speakin’ of secrets, don’t even get me started on Riverbend Park – it's by the Old Willow River (yeah, that meandering river, so chill) where families come to vent all their woes. As a psychologist, I see life’s messy corners everywhere – every twist and turn of these streets, every nearly broken bench in Poppy Lane Park tells a story. “I always knew it would come to this,” as they say in No Country for Old Men – feels eerie yet poetic, right?

I Tried All 5 New Hidden Valley Ranch Flavors and 1 Is Even Better Than the Original